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[Tom Frohman]

This may have been posted already but...

The perfect man:

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just
going by. He got into the taxi, and he said to the Cabbie said,
"perfect timing, you got here just at the time I needed you.

The Cabbie said, "You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything
right all the time. Like you coming out just as I was coming along when you
needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.
He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the
pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway
star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an
amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more ... He had a memory like a computer.
He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine,
which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix
anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street
blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and
avoid traffic jams. Not like me. I always seem to get stuck in
them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to
treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back
even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always
immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He
never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank
Feldman"

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I
made the mistake of marrying his freaking widow."

[HanneSThEGreaT]

Photo of Me in the Bath :

[Tom Frohman]

If that is you, where is the rubber ducky?

[HanneSThEGreaT]

Man vs. Technology

[Bather]

Come on over boy!

[Tom Frohman]

So a termite walks into a bar and says
"Bartender, where is the bar tender?"

[emailus]

E: Is Sushi made from a dead fish ?
A: No it is raw
E: ! yummy the dead fish!

[emailus]

E: I need tuuuu Sheeetss on my bed!
A: No, not on bed but in the toilet sir!

[dglienna]

An Aussie was marooned on a desert island. His only companions were a male dog and a female koala. The dog and koala hit it off, and for a year the Aussie could only sit and watch while the dog humped the koala senseless.

"Lucky *******!" thought the Aussie, "I could do with a good shag myself. "

One day a beautiful naked blonde was washed up on the beach.

"Hi. I'll do anything you want me to," she said to the Aussie.

"Great!!! At last, after all this time!!! Take the dog for a walk, love, while I shag this koala."

- David

[GremlinSA]

When I saw this i just could not resist.. (especially considering the recent upgrade problems)...