AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

[Xeon]

From Max:

Well, everyone knows h is well versed in english off the show, but speaking Singlish is what makes the show Unique.. haha

So, you're from Malaysia, kid! Say, I just noticed that these Malaysian-Chinese girls who come to Singapore are all pretty good-looking. U agree on this point? Nice!

From Ejaz to Max:

What about Monica Bellucci, Max?

Nah, Monica is somewhat chubby. Not that pretty either. Avril Lavigne is better.

Good day,
Xeon.

[Mick]

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[Max Payne]

From Max:

So, you're from Malaysia, kid! Say, I just noticed that these Malaysian-Chinese girls who come to Singapore are all pretty good-looking. U agree on this point? Nice!

THere are also many pretty malays girls.. but the chinese are more sexier..

A new chinese girl has just joined my team, and she is HOT!!! can't get my eyes off her...

\I just noticed my boss tend to pick these sexy pretty girls to be programmers..?? maybe its one way to motivate us guys...

From Ejaz to Max:

Nah, Monica is somewhat chubby. Not that pretty either. Avril Lavigne is better.

Good day,
Xeon.

HEY! she is not chubby... she is ... errr sexy... Avril is too skinny..

//btw discuss about girls in the "Sexiest Actress"..thread.. more jokes here.. make me laugh..

[Mick]

THere are also many pretty malays girls.. but the chinese are more sexier..

A new chinese girl has just joined my team, and she is HOT!!! can't get my eyes off her...

\I just noticed my boss tend to pick these sexy pretty girls to be programmers..?? maybe its one way to motivate us guys...


HEY! she is not chubby... she is ... errr sexy... Avril is too skinny..

//btw discuss about girls in the "Sexiest Actress"..thread.. more jokes here.. make me laugh..

Mick is Love...
Free Mick...

Attica...Attica...Attica

/Max...you're screwing up my spam run...please I worked so hard...take a chill pill

[chmanish]

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned
you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner,
apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the
damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique
bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on
the
couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah,
sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life." "No
problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the
world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She
mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same
for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"

[Mick]

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Free Mick...

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[Mathew Joy]

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, ...

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[Mick]

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[Mathew Joy]

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[chmanish]

Prevention better than cure.

See attached image

[Mick]

I don't know...when you can grow your own teeth in a dish then I'd say prevention has left the door...

/Leave it to the Brits to go down that R&D path..

[chmanish]

Copy Paste
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Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in
training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational
speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering
the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "That woman was my
mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was
well received.

About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar
decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit
one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit
foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest
years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost
10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor
finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste.

[Max Payne]

Godd One..

[Xeon]

From Max:

THere are also many pretty malays girls.. but the chinese are more sexier..

Definetly! I went to my neighbourhood hair salon a few weeks ago and the girl was so cute and hot! My! But I think she's kinda 3 - 5 years older than me, for sure.
She's obviously a M-Chinese, cos' due to her accent which is obvious. Nice girl!

I just noticed my boss tend to pick these sexy pretty girls to be programmers..?? maybe its one way to motivate us guys

But then.....does he pick the pretty girls first, and then teach them programming?
Or does he pick only the pretty ones out of those who already know programming?
Cos' from my opinion, you can't find any truly pretty girl(high-end Princess and above) in programming classes/teams/companies.
The most you get is a girl who score 6.5 outta 10.

See you, pals.
Xeon.