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    Re: AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

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    where is the letter YOU wrote to God..?
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    Ejaz yer scaring me

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    Re: AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mick
    Ejaz yer scaring me
    Well, it wasn't my intention

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    where is the letter YOU wrote to God..?
    Its classified

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    A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
    could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think
    I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as
    the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom
    because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.

    She always crosses herlegs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might
    strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the
    boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom
    because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me
    she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
    expecting me to make a move!

    During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
    left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets
    there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this
    dinner
    and thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy is still
    praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the
    boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other
    surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
    She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so
    religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
    Sarve Bhavantu Sukheenah,
    Sarve Santu Niramayah,
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    That was good chmanish
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    Friendship
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    That's even funnier but todays kids wouldn't know who they are
    Kids today don't know anything. So I wouldn't be suprized if they didn't know who Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are.
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    I dunno where I've seen that comic strip about "Friendship", sunnypalsingh... but its a nice one.

    @Ejaz: I'm guessing your letter to God has something to do with *ng*l*n* J*l** wearing something in d*v*l r*d.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherish
    @Ejaz: I'm guessing your letter to God has something to do with d*v*l r*d, and *ng*l*n* J*l**.
    same guess here...

    /what would you write to God cherish..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Payne
    same guess here...

    /what would you write to God cherish..?
    Why do I have to write to him?
    He can always be contacted anytime, anyplace.

    EDIT:
    Hehe, I guess I'm evading the question. Huh?
    Okay. For the fun of it, here's my letter..

    ==========

    Dear God,

    Hullo, my name is Cherish what's yours? My classmate said
    I really have big teeth. When I grow up can you make me
    really rich so I can have them braced? I promise to be really
    good if you do so.


    Cherish

    P.S. If my mom hadn't married my dad would I still be me?
    P.S.2 Oh and I really wished you made me a boy.

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    (don't take it seriously, guys)
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    LMAO...

    cherish have big teeth..

    P.S. If my mom hadn't married my dad would I still be me?
    that depends, you might have bigger teeth
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    Yeah, like the teeth of those smilies you used.

    // Seriously, I got teased big time coz of my teeth. So don't you dare tease me about them now.
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