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    Best blonde joke ever

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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    Why don't you quote it. I get this only:

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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Rice
    OMG!!! ***********************

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    I deleted my original post, otherwise others won't get the fun of this..
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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    <sarcastic>Ha, ha.</sarcastic>

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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    LOL
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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    I don't get it...





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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    Took me about 20 till i realised what it was

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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    I wonder if anyone has actualy gone back to the start Or more probably there is some loop in there ^^
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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Yves M
    I wonder if anyone has actualy gone back to the start Or more probably there is some loop in there ^^
    After about 10, I gave up looking for the loop.

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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    reading the replys from the other forums are really funny..
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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    Took me about 4 I gave up.
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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    I got so lost Till i stopped and read a few postings in on of the furums..

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    Re: Best blonde joke ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich2189
    Took me about 20 till i realised what it was
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    well i did not bother.....i got distracted by the blond....
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