Ruin the last poster's wish!

[Deniz]

I saw one of these threads on another forum, and it ended up being pretty funny. I figured I'd start one off.

Here's how it works. I will make a wish. The person below me will ruin that wish with some condition that applies to it, while still technically granting the wish. They also post a wish, and the person below them ruins that wish, etc.

For example:

Poster 1: "I wish I could have a lifetime supply of pizza!"
Poster 2: "Okay, but the pizza has to be made by a scat fetishist who rarely washes their hands. I wish for Bush to pull out of Iraq."
Poster 3: "Okay, but we declare war on Iran two days later. I wish..."

etc.

To keep this thread non-confusing, please quote the person you are responding to.

I'll start:

I wish that I could get a better paying job.

[mrRee]

I wish that I could get a better paying job.

your wish is granted...start cleaning my booots now!...

I wish I'm a human

[Deniz]

I wish I'm a human

Your wish is granted, you will become a human female working at hooters.

I wish I had a lot of money.

[dglienna]

Your wish is granted, you now have a lot of money, but you have to give 90% of it to me!

I wish I was broke.

[mrRee]

I wish I was broke.

great!...you're now broke as you wish...and you still need to clean my boots...every single day!...

I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...

[Deniz]

I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...

Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.


I wish I could fly.

[GremlinSA]

Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.


I wish I could fly.

You can now fly, But only North/South...

I wish i could program!!

[Hobson]

I wish i could program!!

Now, you can program, but only in BrainF***

I wish I could get up in the morning with no such pain

[sreehari]

I wish I could get up in the morning with no such pain

Ok you shall have no more pain less mornings but once you have that you will not be able to sleep again.

i wish we all live in the stoneage. no more programming yeppieeeeeeee

[TheCPUWizard]

i wish we all live in the stoneage. no more programming yeppieeeeeeee

Poof, you now live in the stone age, there is a pack of saber tooth tigers outside your cave, and they are HUNGRY!

I wish.... That this thread would end

[Siddhartha]

I wish.... That this thread would end

Okay... I have granted your wish.

How much I wish it were bright and sunny outside...

[cilu]

Wish granted, but the temperature is above 50 degrees celcius now!

I wish I were binary code!

[Siddhartha]

You are binary code now, we obfuscated you and your nose is where your toe used to be.

I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore...

[Hobson]

I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore... :embarassed:

No worries! your next plane will crash shortly after take-off!

I wish to see Australia.

I wish I were binary code!

If I was to make your wish, I'd make you all zeros

[TheCPUWizard]

I wish to see Australia.

You are now a Koala, and are being shipped back to be released into the wild.

I wish to repeat my previous wish.....