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March 21st, 2007, 07:15 PM
#1
Ruin the last poster's wish!
I saw one of these threads on another forum, and it ended up being pretty funny. I figured I'd start one off.
Here's how it works. I will make a wish. The person below me will ruin that wish with some condition that applies to it, while still technically granting the wish. They also post a wish, and the person below them ruins that wish, etc.
For example:
Poster 1: "I wish I could have a lifetime supply of pizza!"
Poster 2: "Okay, but the pizza has to be made by a scat fetishist who rarely washes their hands. I wish for Bush to pull out of Iraq."
Poster 3: "Okay, but we declare war on Iran two days later. I wish..."
etc.
To keep this thread non-confusing, please quote the person you are responding to.
I'll start:
I wish that I could get a better paying job.
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March 21st, 2007, 08:19 PM
#2
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Originally Posted by Deniz
I wish that I could get a better paying job.
your wish is granted...start cleaning my booots now!...
I wish I'm a human
...???...
...don't blame me...when I smell nicc 'o' tyne...
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March 21st, 2007, 10:20 PM
#3
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Originally Posted by mrRee
I wish I'm a human
Your wish is granted, you will become a human female working at hooters.
I wish I had a lot of money.
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March 21st, 2007, 11:54 PM
#4
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Your wish is granted, you now have a lot of money, but you have to give 90% of it to me!
I wish I was broke.
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March 22nd, 2007, 12:11 AM
#5
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Originally Posted by dglienna
I wish I was broke.
great!...you're now broke as you wish...and you still need to clean my boots...every single day!...
I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...
...???...
...don't blame me...when I smell nicc 'o' tyne...
...friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support..
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March 22nd, 2007, 12:34 AM
#6
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Originally Posted by mrRee
I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...
Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.
I wish I could fly.
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March 22nd, 2007, 01:53 AM
#7
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Originally Posted by Deniz
Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.
I wish I could fly.
You can now fly, But only North/South...
I wish i could program!!
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March 22nd, 2007, 02:21 AM
#8
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Originally Posted by GremlinSA
I wish i could program!!
Now, you can program, but only in BrainF***
I wish I could get up in the morning with no such pain
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March 22nd, 2007, 07:19 AM
#9
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
- Sreehari
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
" Everybody is sent to Earth on a purpose. I am so Lagging behind that i won't die." – Calvin
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March 22nd, 2007, 07:24 AM
#10
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
i wish we all live in the stoneage. no more programming yeppieeeeeeee
Poof, you now live in the stone age, there is a pack of saber tooth tigers outside your cave, and they are HUNGRY!
I wish.... That this thread would end
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March 22nd, 2007, 07:27 AM
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Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard
I wish.... That this thread would end
Okay... I have granted your wish.
How much I wish it were bright and sunny outside...
Last edited by Siddhartha; March 22nd, 2007 at 07:30 AM.
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March 22nd, 2007, 08:12 AM
#12
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Wish granted, but the temperature is above 50 degrees celcius now!
I wish I were binary code!
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March 22nd, 2007, 08:24 AM
#13
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
You are binary code now, we obfuscated you and your nose is where your toe used to be.
I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore...
Last edited by Siddhartha; March 22nd, 2007 at 08:29 AM.
Reason: Typo
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March 22nd, 2007, 08:27 AM
#14
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore... :embarassed:
No worries! your next plane will crash shortly after take-off!
I wish to see Australia.
Originally Posted by cilu
I wish I were binary code!
If I was to make your wish, I'd make you all zeros
Last edited by Hobson; March 22nd, 2007 at 08:29 AM.
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March 22nd, 2007, 08:29 AM
#15
Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!
You are now a Koala, and are being shipped back to be released into the wild.
I wish to repeat my previous wish.....
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