Programming joke

[dglienna]

I am not quite sure what exactly this joke means, but it doesn't seem to be "safe for work!" =p

Seems to have stumped GOOGLE as well?

[toraj58]

my friend told this joke to me yesterday:

Two computer engineer driving a car and suddenly they notice one of the lights is not working. one of them say please switch off the car then switch on again!

[njwoods]

hello all,
Some funny ones here for a Friday afternoon----thanks.

I especially like the one from "Buzzyous"----very good!!

----A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”------

for all your computer educational information....elearning

[Khiem]

1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

That's odd! If smoking could kill any men, then women already refused to smoke. :LOL:

2. Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Is there any exception thrown after a while in the shower room ? I too am curious.