you can find the following humour link to be good enough to relax u from work.

http://www.achievecomputers.com/prog...mor/index.html

unix commands...
% %blow
%blow: No such job.


% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
jobs....
Windows 2000 Engineer:
Seeking individuals with 10+ years experience using Windows 2000. 5 years experience using Microsoft .NET a plus. Creative resumes also a plus.



Senior Software Developer:
Requires ninety years of experience not necessarily relevant to software development. Anyone but Strom Thurman need not apply.