I saw one of these threads on another forum, and it ended up being pretty funny. I figured I'd start one off.

Here's how it works. I will make a wish. The person below me will ruin that wish with some condition that applies to it, while still technically granting the wish. They also post a wish, and the person below them ruins that wish, etc.

For example:

Poster 1: "I wish I could have a lifetime supply of pizza!"
Poster 2: "Okay, but the pizza has to be made by a scat fetishist who rarely washes their hands. I wish for Bush to pull out of Iraq."
Poster 3: "Okay, but we declare war on Iran two days later. I wish..."

etc.

To keep this thread non-confusing, please quote the person you are responding to.

I'll start:

I wish that I could get a better paying job.