I may add also:

30.- There is no spoon.
31.- Speeding and performing a 180-turn in the midle of a speedway is not dangerous, unless you have the protegee driving and the protector shooting at everything that moves.
32.- No matter how do you throw a sword in midair, someone will always catch it by the hilt.
33.- Fat Armanis in an airplane are always either the engineer or the terrorist.
34.- No one ever asks policemen for their IDs.
35.- If you see someone dressed like an importan person, feeding birds at the brifge over the lagoon at the public square, you've found the main evil guy.
36.- Girls grow more stupid when they are being chased.
37.- The "redial" key in a cell phone ALWAYs gets you hear-to-hear against your worst enemy.
38.- The best partner the government has for you is the same guy you fired two years ago.
39.- No matter if you have not seen your opponent in the last hours, he always knows exactly how many bullets you have left.
40.- If someone travels from the future with very important information, someone in the present already knows that.
41.- United States never negotiates with terrorists... in public.
42.- There are a lot of so well hidden islands that the sattellites around the globe have never showed them.
43.- If your city was blasted with a giant cannon or something like that, is also most likely your pet survived.
44.- The retrovisor mirror always shows the car following you.
45.- Looks like San Francisco does not have road regulations.
46.- If you need to quarantine an entire city, you can consider yourself doomed: at least 30 children with their teacher and a CIA officer have already trespassed security.