47. America can handle everything even big meteors and tidal waves.
48. Showing the american flag nearly every 15 minuites is necessary.
49. George Bush fails to hit iraq and blows up some thyrols
50. Canada can be used to blame problems on.
51. Satan is homosexual.
52. That you can get a gun if you open a new bank account.
53. You can get the proper ammo for your gun while getting a haircut.
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(Should cease my amount of watched South Park periods per week )