Antartican...u may enter

[Ejaz]

I hope the affect of weeds will dimisish today

[Sahir]

I hope the affect of weeds will diminish today

I hope not. I am a fan and a loyal supporter. Carry on Mr. Ree

[Ejaz]

I hope not. I am a fan and a loyal supporter. Carry on Mr. Ree

Come on, don't suggest that Ree, brush your teeth and take a bath, I can smell you here too EEeeekkkkKKKK

[Ejaz]

I hope not. I am a fan and a loyal supporter. Carry on Mr. Ree

Btw, u r fan of what? Ree or Weeds?

[cherish]

Being offensive is an offence, being incoherent isn't.

Oh, okay. Sorry, my bad.

[Max Payne]

but reading Ree's post I find it to be funny and there is something abstract and meaningful in it but, well I might be wrong, he is on Weed...!!

[mrRee]

Being offensive is an offence, being incoherent isn't.

well well well...what do we have here....Antarticans greet you with 'cold' greetings...welcome to the lowest part of the world...

Mr Sahir Sahab(do I spell it right?)...incoherent is a result from lack of oxygens here...2millions penguins, 300 thousands sealions. 50000 walrus, 9456 polar bears, 1 person sharing the 1200 meter cubic of oxygens here...and the interesting fact is: there's not enough trees...

but we had developed a new technology called pragma-discollition...this breakthrough can evolved an unicellular such as amoeba to become an agent that can produce oxygens...the only flaw for this thechnology is that: the amoeba consumes all its own released oxygens...

I hope the affect of weeds will dimisish today

looks like you had some bloodline from Antartican...dimisish is the ancient word used by Antartican to describe "joyful day"..."dimisish grifish": a happy fishing day...

Carry on Mr. Ree

sad thing is, mrRee had been carried...on Mr. Ree's shoulder...mrRee's weight is 700lbs...poor Mr. Ree...

Ree, brush your teeth and take a bath, I can smell you here too

sorry...teeth brush or bath taking never ever been done by any Antarticans...if their teeth rotten, they just change with new one...if their body smell bad, they just rub with snow...bath taking is a punishment for harpoon stealing...the culprit will be bathed with the chill water(-98C)...and the result is: the culprit will smell nice ...

research state that, people feel dizzy for a long post...but they can continue to another 5-10 posts...so, I break here...

[mrRee]

Btw, u r fan of what? Ree or Weeds?

obviously, he'd went to Antartics once...he must be the fan of Smigilly, the Miss Penguins 2004...if you all have Miss Peagent, we held the competition called Miss Penguin...all the contestants are penguins...and yes, Smigilly is a cute penguin ...

Oh, okay. Sorry, my bad.

one of the Antartican's tradition for feel bad is, you just spank your pet polar bear thrice and then go to sleep for 2 continuous weeks...but we normally didn't practice this anymore...we just kill the polar bear instead...then go watch movies...

...there is something abstract and meaningful in it...

a real judge is always talking like a judge...oh...the Antartican judge usually wearing underwear outside his pants...this will make them like a superman...a judge is a superhuman anyway...unfortunately, u aint an Antartican judge...

BTW Max...a sea lion here had taken a poor penguin food...what's your judgement?...

[mrRee]

if everyone have their own laws such as no nonsense, etc...then I think, it's not a fault if my walrus want to enforce a law to this thread...

i) NO weed talking...snow will melt thus no more Antartican in this world...
ii) DO NOT kill any penguin unless necessary...
iii) EAT as much as snow if you want...
iv) GRAB a handfull of bacterias and SWALLOW it gentlly..
v) SMASH the igloo, but NOT its window...
vi) TREE-HUGGING campaign is now substituted by WALRUS-HUNTING...
vii) read all the above AND it is NOT a COMPULSARY...

thanks for watching the walrus...for more information, ask your chicken whether it'd laid an egg for today...if not, slaughter it and pet some ducks...or penguins...or walrus..or sperm whales..or whatever...and nevermind...

[mrRee]

a weird case for today....only 2 username appears...but it wrote 3 members...who is the 3rd one...show yourself or the Antartican will swamp him with snow in their mailbox....

[mrRee]

well...a quite and peaceful sound here...only 1 member and 0 guest...oh, what a blissful day...

anyway....10 bunch of turtles had managed to swim to Antartics...but they found nothing here but just snowy and humid climate...so they built an igloo and laid some eggs before throwing a party with their eggs as the main menu...what a snucked up turtles...

[mrRee]

my tough mucle now feel numb because of the small size of my igloo...

before that...can you take my harpoon so that I can make a huge jump to the Gompy Mount over there...yes, the red one with some polka dots....ok, thanks and here is your reward....an ugly snowman made by my pet polar bear...

[Sahir]

...oh...the Antartican judge usually wearing underwear outside his pants.

Underwear worn outside the the pants is no longer underwear.

[Sahir]

Btw, u r fan of what? Ree or Weeds?

Oh! Just mrRee. I haven't met any weeds of towering intellect. Or even if a weed has a towering intellect, it is usually well hidden. Plants are a taciturn lot and do not talk much. So if you meet one you can't really know if a weed is just an ordinary plant or a genius in disguise. Penguins on the other hand are good communicators. They spend most of their time talking to mrRee.

[NatThoelecke]

I mean no offense MrRee, but I believe you have your poles slightly confused (affects of the weed perhaps?). The antarctic region (South Pole area) has penguins, various other bird life and a few seal species; but, if you're seeing polar bears and walrii your in the arctic reagion (North Pole area). You might also run into Santa or some of his elves while your there.