Re: AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

Originally Posted by
sunnypalsingh
money is the root of all problems...you are assuming it to be a square root
It's been a while since I had a math course but I seem to recall that "root" by itself in a word problem always referred to the sqaure root. Any other root power would be referred to specifically (third or cube, fourth, fifth, etc.). So by the wording a would sya the assumption of a square root is accurate and logical.
Okay enough of my being literal here's a few things we can all learn from movies.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
There will always be a doctor in a plane or building with the right medical supplies.
These may have been posted before but it's too long of a thread to try to verify. My apologies if I am repeating someone's post.
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