Urgent Help With Program

[Doctor Luz]

I have detected memory freaks in my program.

When I am debugging I try to pump the window's bulge but it does not work and the program turns white.

I don't know if I am correctly pumping the bulge from the window. I also tried the bulge colector but then the program turns more white than before.

Can anybody help me with the bulge?

[kirants]

Excuse my ignorance, but what bulge are you referring to ?
BTW, are you sure it is memory leak , or a resource leak..
Did you try tools like DevPartner ?

[Doctor Luz]

Dear Kirants.

The thread has no sense I was only joking triying to let off steam after a stressful day.

[kirants]

I guessed so.. hopefully, you have got rid of the bulges at the end of the day

[exterminator]

My dirty mind got alarmed and working!!! I started feeling aroused by what Doctor Luz wrote...

Bulge .. white stuff ... bulge collector .. my God!!!

[Marc G]

I have detected memory freaks in my program.

LMAO

[cilu]

I have detected memory freaks in my program.

When I am debugging I try to pump the window's bulge but it does not work and the program turns white.

I don't know if I am correctly pumping the bulge from the window. I also tried the bulge colector but then the program turns more white than before.

Can anybody help me with the bulge?

Reading you message I was wondering whether my eyes played me a trick or have I wasted the past 5 years in this field. Man, this was really funny.

[kirants]

Reading you message I was wondering whether my eyes play me a trick or have I wasted the past 5 years in this field. Man, this was really funny.

Doctor Luz beat the crap out of me too

[cilu]

Actually I think Doc's post is a real challenger to the title of most funnies post on this site.

[dglienna]

I *almost* posted: Choke the livind s**t out of the bulge, and it will turn purple, rather than white.

[cilu]

That's tardive.