Programming Problem.

[TheCPUWizard]

who knew programmers have a sense of humor.

Albiet one which is often not understood by mere mortals.

[NoHero]

Albiet one which is often not understood by mere mortals.

But those who understand it can laugh their **** off

[TheCPUWizard]

But those who understand it can laugh their **** off

Of course, if that literally happens, they will have serious issues with certain bodily functions.

'Nuf said.

[yosef]

Good joke :-)

[KrisSimonis]

Play = true;
while(1)
{
	Play = !Play;
}

When that completes, Play will have the value "maybe". This should solve the problem.

Err.. this code will only work on a quantum computer, can someone test this?

[yosef]

life from point of view of programming (simple model)

life = true
soul = true

while (soul = true)
{
brain = true
numbers = true
computer = 1
while (numbers = true)     // attention - there are paralllel processes !!!
{
      computer++
}

// here numbers = false and soul = true and brain = true
}

soul = false
life = false

what do you think about this ???

[Marc G]

Err.. this code will only work on a quantum computer, can someone test this?

Yes you are correct. I just tried it on my quantum computer and it works perfectly.

[sotoasty]

I have written a game playing program. Unfortuately, it is not working the way I want. Please help, Here is the relevant code.

    Play = true;

I tried this code in Linux but it didn't work

Do you think you could convert it for me?

[GremlinSA]

I tried this code in Linux but it didn't work

Do you think you could convert it for me?

Err i think this should work

Set Play = new True

[KrisSimonis]

Err i think this should work

Set Play = new True

Aaah! Watch out! It's a member of the New World Order, trying to redefine the truth! He stated it him self.. NEW TRUE!!!
Quickly, lets put on our aluminum helmets to protect us from the pod people!

[PeejAvery]

Well, if we want to redefine truth, then we should class it.

class redefine
{
  function newTrue()
  {
    flush($true);
    return false;
  }
}

$true = new redefine();
$true->newTrue();
redefine::newTrue(); 

[yosef]

I go to other infinity threads. I'll be here later

[leojose]

I have written a game playing program. Unfortuately, it is not working the way I want. Please help, Here is the relevant code.

    Play = true;

Try powering down your system for a few days and let dust settle on it...Time is a healer

[code_carnage]

Hey, I also want to PLAY.

I may not be a good player but would like to PLAY anyway.

[Andrea_Rossini]

you all are missing the point

Play=true;
// wait for Play to get free
while(fopen(Play, "a") == NULL)
{
    Sleep(1000);
}
fcloseall();
CopyFile(Play, "C:\Play.pdf")

the fact is that an external tool is holding the truth, you must wait for the end of the elaboration to go on.