I've worked with several dog and cat rescue organizations over the years. Yesterday I was driving along and I came upon a novel variant. I saw a panel truck with Forklift Rescue written on the side of it. My mind was turned to pudding as I considered the repercussions of this.

Instead of fostering dogs and cats, I'm going to start fostering fork lifts. Finding homes for cats is a always a challenge but finding homes for abandoned and abused fork lifts? That kicks it up to the next level!

I'll be accepting money for our fork lift sterilizaton fund. We will be out there on the streets having stray fork lifts spayed and neutered. We have to stop these fork lifts from reproducing. There is nothing so tragic as an unwanted fork lift.

Also, I would like to put in a few good words for the SPCFL (The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fork Lifts). These people do an enormous service to society and seldom get the recognition they deserve.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program....