One liners / Funny quotes !!

[GremlinSA]

If I don't remember wrong that's stolen from Casualties of War and was said by Sean Penn.

I just checked on the Movie site and your right... However i did see it first is a sig, and he did not list the original source ..

[GremlinSA]

This SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables sitting in the corner.

He goes up to them and asks "Can I join you?"

[Arjay]

this sql query walks into a bar and sees two tables sitting in the corner.

He goes up to them and asks "can i join you?"

lol

[John E]

Charles Darwin and God are up in heaven having a discussion. God says "so much for your theory of evolution!"

[Baby ant]

That's so hillarious! Please give your father a toy! Bhahahahaa

[HanneSThEGreaT]

This SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables sitting in the corner.

He goes up to them and asks "Can I join you?"

LOL! ROTF!
Brilliant!

[Rasble]

Is that 'best' teacher handling students or businessmen ?

[tossy]

"I can't stand light. I hate weather. My idea of heaven is moving from one smoke-filled room to another.

[Satishpp]

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

- George Carlin

[Satishpp]

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

- George Carlin

[Rasble]

One day, the father took out from the son's trousers and yelled :: "What kind of stain you made on your trousers. ? the laundy just can not wash it away. Even when I wash it will my hands ? Tommy, tell me what have you done you never listen to me, always dirty all clothes ???"::
"Yesterday night when I was sleeping on bed, wasn't it you that stained my trouser"

[Thu]

If It WERE real and your father WANTED to offer some stains, then everything would have been done long ago. Passing all high tall trees to me is as easy as a piece of cake. I can pass it to others to do this....... And THAT I AM HERE! So WHY ? Simply nooooooooooo (a long nooooooo...)
Things are to observe, code a program.

[GremlinSA]

My first memory is going to the 'Drive In' with my Father and coming home with my Mother.

[Khiem]

That is for the best comparison someone always seems eager to achieve, A and B, B and A,
How about U and T, T and U ?

[dglienna]

Can't forget T and A