One liners / Funny quotes !!

[Kahang]

A stands before B
and
T obviously stands before U in the alphabet table.

[Thu]

1. Alphabet letters stand in order.
2. It was due to fortune and fate as in buddhism philosophy
3. He wont marry any of your family members. It is firmly determined!
Return the previously lost names to the origin. No more discussion about the sickenning help is requested.

That is everything.

[yuenqi]

You don't realize that if he doesn't marry one of their daughters, they repeatedly bring him up on many websites implying he is a gay male.
If he accepts to side with gays, he must sleep with Linh's husband - Tran Hung, or "compile" with one of their gay relatives.
Whichever he doesn't choose, they just keep lengthening the time with whatever excuse comes up in their mind.

From what I see this, I am totally agreeing to this

Return the previously lost names to the origin. No more discussion about the sickenning help is requested.

This won't cost you much at all.

[Arjay]

Keep in mind - this is the thread for one liners and funny quotes.

[ChayKieu]

Arent they quoting each other ? The quotes sound funny to me and I can pretend to not have understood what they actually talked about. woowhoo

[Thu]

Keep in mind - this is the thread for one liners and funny quotes.

Yes, thank you.

[5BabyBulls]

Hello, I am newsie!

A fat bull imported from China in my area could have repeatedly mated every single year to give birth to 5 bulls up to now until the local medical center discovered that he has only one ball.
Local authorities advised the medical center to keep an eye on his sexual behaviors for more coming research.

[Rasble]

An IT child is begging: "Please turn my papa back to a real man! Don't bicast<him>...."
"He has only a year or two for the final shots."

The IT child is turning madder: "Do it now or from next year on you will probably be unable to do it forever!"

[homenow]

An IT child is begging: "Please turn my papa back to a real man! Don't bicast<him>...."
"He has only a year or two for the final shots."

The IT child is turning madder: "Do it now or from next year on you will probably be unable to do it forever!"

That 's hilarious!
Book a room! please...

[GremlinSA]

Hmm this thread went a little funny ... well hopefully it will get back .. remember That Full Jokes go onto that thread and this thread is for One Liners and Funny Quotes

Like :- I love cooking with wine, sometimes I even put some into the food......

[GremlinSA]

I got a lovely list of Funny signs, I'll be slowly posting them into this thread...

Here's the first one ..

Sign at a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

[GremlinSA]

Another Funny Sign...

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

[GremlinSA]

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

[yuenqi]

This is just so funie click and see how its running

Have a beautiful weekend everyone, for my only grandpey!

[Kahang]

"Nothing harder to take than a pain of being badly treated"
"Time will heal and you will find a new one, a better replacement"


Hey, yuenqii would you mind if I want to take your grandpey away?