Who's the coolest and prettiest female celebrity?

[Xeon]

Needless to say, you folks know who I voted for, right?
U can visit her web page at : http://www.avril-lavigne.com

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
Needless to say, you folks know who I voted for, right?
U can visit her web page at : http://www.avril-lavigne.com

You pretend to be a real man? You forgot to include our codeguru celebrities marina and irona.

Britney Spears: Too dumb and probably can't sing without a voice computer.

Christina Aguilera: Positive : she is smarter: knows sex sells. Negative : she is cheaper: uses sex to sell.

Shakira: She doesn't sing without a computer while she really, really should. Maybe even the NSA doesn't have a computer powerful enough to improve her voice.

Jennifer Lopez: Do you really believe she knows where she is from? Two words: nouveau riche.

Victoria Beckham: Can a person be more snobistic? She also has no talent whatsoever and can't sing that good either.

Mandy Moore: Benefit of the doubt. Looks real nice and don't know much about her. She's younger and prettier than Kylie.

Avril Lavigne: Looks like a dwarf who employs a make-up artist with suicidal tendancies. Although not known about, she is probably as fake as the rest.

Kylie Minogue: She can sing, has had a number of hits over a number of years, she looks pretty and has no serious attitude problems that I've heard of.

[filthy_mcnasty]

*gasp!* how could you leave out natalie portman?

[Xeon]

Rubbish, Simon!

Britney Spears: Too dumb and probably can't sing without a voice computer.

Correction : She's the most artificial of the lot. Tries to act pretty, cool, hip and sexy. But she doesn't seem to have any real sex appeal. Just plain common and such.

Christina Aguilera: Positive : she is smarter: knows sex sells. Negative : she is cheaper: uses sex to sell.

True, but she dresses up like a hooker everytime. She's not pretty, and worse still, her fashion sense is worse than a beggar. At least a beggar's clothes is still considered as clothes. This **** mix all sort of clothes from all over the world into one style and this sucks. Try to be trendy and special, eh?


Shakira: She doesn't sing without a computer while she really, really should. Maybe even the NSA doesn't have a computer powerful enough to improve her voice.

I dunno about her voice, but as long as the **** is pretty, who cares? Just like Avril. Her songs probably sucks, but as long as she's cool, that's all that matters. Forget about the songs. The **** matter more.

Jennifer Lopez: Do you really believe she knows where she is from? Two words: nouveau riche.


Nice figure, nice assets. She looks really hot and erotic and pretty and cute in the movie "Enough", Her songs probably sucks too, but that's not important.

Victoria Beckham: Can a person be more snobistic? She also has no talent whatsoever and can't sing that good either.


A visual illustration(real-world example) of a skeleton. I don't need to comment more on this. She used to be pretty and cute, though.

Mandy Moore: Benefit of the doubt. Looks real nice and don't know much about her. She's younger and prettier than Kylie.

Crazy! She's kinda...ummm...not that popular or cool, but she's pretty. If she applies for a model in some US company, she is gonna get accepted.

[b]Kylie Minogue: She can sing, has had a number of hits over a number of years, she looks pretty and has no serious attitude problems that I've heard of.[/b[

The No.1 top female singer in Australia. She's really short and petite(worse than me), and she's not that pretty. But yes. She has no serious attitude problem.

Natalie Portman:

Sorry, McNasty pal! I didn't mean to leave your **** outta the poll. But I never thought of that in the first place.

Irona:
Yes, she is a female celebrity, but now we're talking about singers! When there's more gurls in Codeguru, I would start a poll on who's the most wonderful Codeguru female.

Marina:
Marina is an on/off Codeguru female celebrity. Unless she participates often, my magazine(XeonGurls Magazine Publishing House) cannot let her enter. That's why.

Saturno7:
The new kid on the block. Not much is known, so, like Marina...my magazine(XeonGurls Magazine Publishing House) cannot let her enter. That's why.

Avril Lavigne:
Save the best for the last. That's the thing. Avril is the best; let's face it. Long nice hair, sweet cute face.....just what more can a man ask for?
And above all.....the most indifferent, the coolest, the most striking, the most special and the most daring and notorious trademark on her : the really sleek dark eye-shades. That's why she's a cut above all the rest.
You can't tell the difference between Britney Spears and Mandy Moore, but you can tell the difference between Avril Lavigne and all other female celebrities.

Her attitude is really cool and nice. Overall, a really nice **** to flirt, tease, play, enjoy, talk with, care for and pamper.
Madonna is getting ummm.....outdated, and so is Britney Spears. The new age has come : the coolness of Avril.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
Correction : She's the most artificial of the lot. Tries to act pretty, cool, hip and sexy. But she doesn't seem to have any real sex appeal. Just plain common and such.

I just mentioned some parts that bothered and annoyed me most. What you mention is also true.

Originally posted by Xeon
True, but she dresses up like a hooker everytime. She's not pretty, and worse still, her fashion sense is worse than a beggar. At least a beggar's clothes is still considered as clothes. This **** mix all sort of clothes from all over the world into one style and this sucks. Try to be trendy and special, eh?

Also true.

Originally posted by Xeon
I dunno about her voice, but as long as the **** is pretty, who cares? Just like Avril. Her songs probably sucks, but as long as she's cool, that's all that matters. Forget about the songs. The **** matter more.

If you ever heard some of her songs, you would reconsider.

Originally posted by Xeon
Nice figure, nice assets. She looks really hot and erotic and pretty and cute in the movie "Enough", Her songs probably sucks too, but that's not important.

She may look hot, I hate people with attitude problems. In case you wonder : I don't like myself either.

Originally posted by Xeon
A visual illustration(real-world example) of a skeleton. I don't need to comment more on this. She used to be pretty and cute, though.

I forgot to mention that. That also bothered me. Do not forget she's a role model for many people and anorexia is not quite the thing you'ld want to have.

Originally posted by Xeon
The No.1 top female singer in Australia. She's really short and petite(worse than me), and she's not that pretty. But yes. She has no serious attitude problem.

Yes I know she's short too. But as long as she is not annoying in other respects, I do not tend to make problems around that.

Originally posted by Xeon
Save the best for the last. That's the thing. Avril is the best; let's face it. Long nice hair, sweet cute face.....just what more can a man ask for? And above all.....the most indifferent, the coolest, the most striking, the most special and the most daring and notorious trademark on her : the really sleek dark eye-shades. That's why she's a cut above all the rest.

Her hair has an ugly undestined color somewhere between blonde and brunette, it is very thin making her look older than she is, to which her face contributes. Her make-up makes her look like Ozzy Osbourne, and that is not a compliment. Her songs are also cliché like the anarchist, 'cool' rocking skater versus the dull society. But such things are hot with spoiled teenagers who don't have to complain about anything anyway. I also wonder who makes a living as a skater.

Originally posted by Xeon
..., but you can tell the difference between Avril Lavigne and all other female celebrities.

Yes :

1. Avril is ugly, the rest isn't.
2. Avril has a stupid name, the rest hasn't.

She's lucky her parents did not call her Octover or Auvust. And you can search the internet if you don't believe me, but a lot of people dressed up as Avril Lavigne on Halloween. Just to give a different view: here is an Anti-Avril site. Check out the pics and you'll know I'm right when I say she's ugly.

[Xeon]

From Simon:

Her hair has an ugly undestined color somewhere between blonde and brunette, it is very thin making her look older than she is, to which her face contributes.

The worse untruths I've ever heard. The fact that her hair is in this color shows how cute and exciting she is!
This is the kinda **** all men(except you) will never get sick of.

Her make-up makes her look like Ozzy Osbourne, and that is not a compliment. Her songs are also cliché like the anarchist, 'cool' rocking skater versus the dull society. But such things are hot with spoiled teenagers who don't have to complain about anything anyway. I also wonder who makes a living as a skater.

This really turns me on!

Yes :

1. Avril is ugly, the rest isn't.
2. Avril has a stupid name, the rest hasn't.

She's lucky her parents did not call her Octover or Auvust. And you can search the internet if you don't believe me, but a lot of people dressed up as Avril Lavigne on Halloween. Just to give a different view: here is an Anti-Avril site. Check out the pics and you'll know I'm right when I say she's ugly.

First, regarding the anti-Avril web site. I can tell at once these photos are edited with Adobe PhotoShop!
I've used PhotoShop myself and I know darn well that the editor made the cheeks look fat, the eyes look older and such.

Second, the web site about Avril and Halloween is real cool! This is the kinda **** all men love!(especially teenage boys)

And thirdly, just what does "skater" means? U're more experienced than me in these terms, so thank you.

Lastly, Avril is a French or German name, right? I don't think Americans have this kinda name. And "Lavigne" seems to be from some European descent, like Norway or one of those European countries.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
This really turns me on!

I keep telling you: you're sick. Maybe I am too, but you're certainly worse than me.

Originally posted by Xeon
First, regarding the anti-Avril web site. I can tell at once these photos are edited with Adobe PhotoShop! I've used PhotoShop myself and I know darn well that the editor made the cheeks look fat, the eyes look older and such.

I think only comments were added. The pictures seem unchanged. And even if she was made uglier, uglier than ugliest is still ugliest.

Originally posted by Xeon
Second, the web site about Avril and Halloween is real cool! This is the kinda **** all men love!

Read: Second, the web site about Avril and Halloween is real cool! This is the kinda **** all men love to hate!

Originally posted by Xeon
And thirdly, just what does "skater" means? U're more experienced than me in these terms, so thank you.

A person who "skates".

Originally posted by Xeon
Lastly, Avril is a French or German name, right? I don't think Americans have this kinda name. And "Lavigne" seems to be from some European descent, like Norway or one of those European countries.

Avril is French for the month April. And Lavigne is also a name of French origin.

[Xeon]

From Simon666:

I keep telling you: you're sick. Maybe I am too, but you're certainly worse than me.

Just because I've weird tastes sometimes? That's unfair!
What's wrong with admiring a **** who behaves different from the rest?!

Read: Second, the web site about Avril and Halloween is real cool! This is the kinda **** all men love to hate!

Probably men hate her, but all teen boys love her.

Avril is French for the month April. And Lavigne is also a name of French origin.

I must be the smartest boy ever. Don't you agree, Simon pal?

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
Just because I've weird tastes sometimes? That's unfair!
What's wrong with admiring a **** who behaves different from the rest?!

She behaves like all other people trying to behave different from the rest (millions of teenagers) : ridiculous.

Originally posted by Xeon
Probably men hate her, but all teen boys love her.

You're a teen boy. Don't generalize that to all teen boys.

Originally posted by Xeon
I must be the smartest boy ever. Don't you agree, Simon pal?

No.

[John E]

Originally posted by Xeon
Avril Lavigne:
Save the best for the last. That's the thing. Avril is the best; let's face it. Long nice hair, sweet cute face.....just what more can a man ask for?

I think I already mentioned this in another thread - but, to me, she looks like Ozzy Osborne's ugly sister!

P.S. I didn't dignify this thread with a vote!!

[Xeon]

From Simon:

She behaves like all other people trying to behave different from the rest (millions of teenagers) : ridiculous

But this is what makes her cool, Simon!

You're a teen boy. Don't generalize that to all teen boys.

Now, look at her fan base and music videos. Now, tell me the number of teen boys in them.
Anyway, I know better than ye' do, sonny! I dare bet my manhood that any teen boy want a baby like her.
For a start, just ask Solar.

From John E:

I think I already mentioned this in another thread - but, to me, she looks like Ozzy Osborne's ugly sister!

But John! Since when have Simon influence you with his terribly bad tastes? U folks need to admire and appreciate really cool gurls! I've gotten sick of Britney-look-alikes.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by John E
I think I already mentioned this in another thread - but, to me, she looks like Ozzy Osborne's ugly sister!

I noticed only after I mentioned this over here. I'm glad some other people feel the same about it too.

Originally posted by John E
P.S. I didn't dignify this thread with a vote!!

I should start keeping my big mouth shut. This thread was my idea as was the 'Dumbest codeguru' poll, but I never had any intention to actually start such a thread. This makes codeguru become just a chat forum. If it is limited to just a couple of threads or just one thread it is fine by me. These polls are entirely the consequence of my dumber associates Xeon and solarflare.

Originally posted by Xeon
Anyway, I know better than ye' do, sonny! I dare bet my manhood that any teen boy want a baby like her.

If you ever do karaoke, you will be able to sing at the right tone. Look at it from the bright side.

[irona20]

Where is Doro?
A woman with more personality than "girls?" in this poll.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by irona20
Where is Doro? A woman with more personality than "girls?" in this poll.

Because nobody likes losers. She got her *** kicked by a German porn star in "Celebrity boxing". And considering her opponent she was lucky this was not in literal sence.

[irona20]

Originally posted by Simon666

Because nobody likes losers. She got her *** kicked by a German porn star in "Celebrity boxing". And considering her opponent she was lucky this was not in literal sence.

Doro isn't a loser, Britney&Cristina&girls like that... are losers. In their heads there are anything, they does whatever their producers tell them to have to do.