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**Mick** · December 19th, 2003, 09:36 AM

We like need to code a 'bot for CG so it can do some automated work of posting links for questions like....

my code crashes in debug but not in release
my code crashes in release but not in debug
or multiple posts with the same topic to various forums by the same person within a specified time frame

etc...etc..etc...

My code crashes and...and...and I haven't even found the any key yet...ohh well maybe I'll just go clip my toenails...all the same.

**Tom Frohman** · December 19th, 2003, 09:53 AM

Hi
I've never touched a computer in my life. I need to write a 100,000 line term project by tomorrow in VC++. I have no idea what the project is because i've never gone to the class but could someone get me started by writing and debugging the program and then sending me the results?

Urgent.
Have this done by 10:30AM 12/19/03 Eastern Standard Time.

**gjs368** · December 19th, 2003, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Urgent.
Have this done by 10:30AM 12/19/03 Eastern Standard Time.

Code:

#include <stdio.h>

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
	printf("You Flunk!!!\n");
	return -1;
}

**Tom Frohman** · December 19th, 2003, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by gjs368

Code:

#include <stdio.h>

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
	printf("You Flunk!!!\n");
	return -1;
}

You still have 99,994 lines to go. Get on the ball!

**gjs368** · December 19th, 2003, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
You still have 99,994 lines to go. Get on the ball!

No, tom; it's all there. Please pay special attention to the line

Code:

printf("You Flunk!!!\n");

**souldog** · December 19th, 2003, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Hi
I've never touched a computer in my life. I need to write a 100,000 line term project by tomorrow in VC++. I have no idea what the project is because i've never gone to the class but could someone get me started by writing and debugging the program and then sending me the results?

Urgent.
Have this done by 10:30AM 12/19/03 Eastern Standard Time.

Where? Let me at it.

**vicodin451** · December 19th, 2003, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
You still have 99,994 lines to go. Get on the ball!

One solution is a program that generates source code.

**Mick** · December 19th, 2003, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by vicodin451
One solution is a program that generates source code.

Another solution would be to outsource it to India...or a semaphore...not quite sure which

**Tom Frohman** · December 19th, 2003, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Mick
Another solution would be to outsource it to India...or a semaphore...not quite sure which

what's a semaphore? ( i don't think you mean a signal flag).

**SolarFlare** · December 19th, 2003, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
You still have 99,994 lines to go. Get on the ball!

What no, there are seven lines there. Do you ignore the dramatic use of white space?

**hometown** · December 19th, 2003, 06:05 PM

What are you again talking about ?
Tell me please...
I d like to join....True !!

**souldog** · December 19th, 2003, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by hometown
What are you again talking about ?
Tell me please...
I d like to join....True !!

YOU

**hometown** · December 19th, 2003, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by souldog
YOU

Okay,
I have never written any program whose codelines are that long. I like that length.. I will be an expert then if I can make such a program..

**galathaea** · December 19th, 2003, 08:13 PM

the process is a meme

the process is a piece of organic code which spread through distributed consciousness like a virus

the process is like being reminded of something that you already know

the process refuses to define itself because you have always defined it for yourself

the process is yours

**Mick** · December 19th, 2003, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by galathaea

the process is yours

And remember to always drink responsibly

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