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One day, the father took out from the son's trousers and yelled :: "What kind of stain you made on your trousers. ? the laundy just can not wash it away. Even when I wash it will my hands ? Tommy, tell me what have you done :mad: you never listen to me, always dirty all clothes ???"::
"Yesterday night when I was sleeping on bed, wasn't it you that stained my trouser"
If It WERE real and your father WANTED to offer some stains, then everything would have been done long ago. Passing all high tall trees to me is as easy as a piece of cake. I can pass it to others to do this....... And THAT I AM HERE! So WHY ? Simply nooooooooooo (a long nooooooo...)
Things are to observe, code a program.
My first memory is going to the 'Drive In' with my Father and coming home with my Mother.
That is for the best comparison someone always seems eager to achieve, A and B, B and A,
How about U and T, T and U ?
Can't forget T and A :)
:D A stands before B
and
T obviously stands before U in the alphabet table.
That is everything.Quote:
1. Alphabet letters stand in order.
2. It was due to fortune and fate as in buddhism philosophy
3. He wont marry any of your family members. It is firmly determined!
Return the previously lost names to the origin. No more discussion about the sickenning help is requested.
You don't realize that if he doesn't marry one of their daughters, they repeatedly bring him up on many websites implying he is a gay male.
If he accepts to side with gays, he must sleep with Linh's husband - Tran Hung, or "compile" with one of their gay relatives.
Whichever he doesn't choose, they just keep lengthening the time with whatever excuse comes up in their mind.
From what I see this, I am totally agreeing to this
This won't cost you much at all.Quote:
Return the previously lost names to the origin. No more discussion about the sickenning help is requested.
Keep in mind - this is the thread for one liners and funny quotes.
Arent they quoting each other ? The quotes sound funny to me and I can pretend to not have understood what they actually talked about. woowhoo :)
Yes, thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arjay
Hello, I am newsie! :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by a local peasant
An IT child is begging: "Please turn my papa back to a real man! Don't bicast<him>...." :(
"He has only a year or two for the final shots."
The IT child is turning madder: "Do it now :mad: or from next year on you will probably be unable to do it forever!"
That 's hilarious!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rasble
Book a room! please... :D
Hmm this thread went a little funny ... well hopefully it will get back .. remember That Full Jokes go onto that thread and this thread is for One Liners and Funny Quotes
Like :- I love cooking with wine, sometimes I even put some into the food......
I got a lovely list of Funny signs, I'll be slowly posting them into this thread...
Here's the first one ..
Sign at a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Another Funny Sign...
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
This is just so funie click and see how its running
Have a beautiful weekend everyone, for my only grandpey!
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9...699ljpg.th.gif
"Nothing harder to take than a pain of being badly treated"
"Time will heal and you will find a new one, a better replacement" :cool:
Hey, yuenqii would you mind if I want to take your grandpey away? :D
I wish to have a white sleeping beauty baby like this, one day I will be a grandmom of such a luvly grandboy :)
http://www.kushtush.com/dad_baby.jpg
Hope you don't resemble your avatar... ;)
Grandpey has vanished without traces!Quote:
Originally Posted by yuenqi
More funny signs ....
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
true for some guys around here ;)
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
German soldier: "people be quiet, I am killing rabbits!"
Bunny: Will you kill me for meat ? Please don't I can offer you something else not my meat!
GS: You don't know the rule of life!
Bunny: I do, that you want to give me a bullet in the head and I have to give you back something, it is a million year old rule.
GS: No that is not what I want :( I only want to make you a bun's pie :(
[Bunny becomes astonished, begins to cry, the soldier comes kiss the bunny and the story has a happy ending]
On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Hell is calling for you!
(say this to your boss when he pi**es you off)