Programming joke
Here's one i heard a long time ago.
A manager, hardware engineer and software engineer are in a car travelling across a twisty mountain road. Suddenly the car inexplicably swerves from side to side only stopping just before the car plunges into the ravine.
Manager:
"Let's call out the recovery services and get it to a workshop".
Hardware engineer:
"Let's see if we if we can fix it ourselves".
Software engineer:
"Let's drive further down the road and see if it happens again".
"It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong."
Richard P. Feynman