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  1. #121
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    Re: One liners / Funny quotes !!

    I wish to have a white sleeping beauty baby like this, one day I will be a grandmom of such a luvly grandboy
    http://www.kushtush.com/dad_baby.jpg

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    Re: One liners / Funny quotes !!

    Hope you don't resemble your avatar...
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    Re: One liners / Funny quotes !!

    Quote Originally Posted by yuenqi View Post
    This is just so funie click and see how its running

    Have a beautiful weekend everyone, for my only grandpey!
    Grandpey has vanished without traces!

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    Re: One liners / Funny quotes !!

    More funny signs ....

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."


    true for some guys around here
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    Re: One liners / Funny quotes !!

    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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    Re: One liners / Funny quotes !!

    German soldier: "people be quiet, I am killing rabbits!"
    Bunny: Will you kill me for meat ? Please don't I can offer you something else not my meat!
    GS: You don't know the rule of life!
    Bunny: I do, that you want to give me a bullet in the head and I have to give you back something, it is a million year old rule.
    GS: No that is not what I want I only want to make you a bun's pie
    [Bunny becomes astonished, begins to cry, the soldier comes kiss the bunny and the story has a happy ending]
    hi,,,

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    Re: One liners / Funny quotes !!

    On a Church's Bill board:
    "7 days without God makes one weak."
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    Re: One liners / Funny quotes !!

    At a Tyre Store
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
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    Re: One liners / Funny quotes !!

    Hell is calling for you!
    (say this to your boss when he pi**es you off)
    "Hell is calling for you!" - Rufus, from Valkyrie Profile 2 : Silmeria

    "I'm getting tired of you devils.....finishing strike......Final Blast!" - Arngrim, from Valkyrie Profile 2 : Silmeria

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