AAAh A BAD joke(Lets share BAD Jokes)

[NatThoelecke]

Let's resurrect this thread. (Warning: Pun's ahead)

It was a hot summer day, and Luke was in the marina, having a few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July." He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they could go for a cruise.
Unfortunately, Opie was late. He had to pick up his wife from her appointment with the obstetrician. They were able to save money on her examinations because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was Opie's cousin. Anyway, the appointment took longer than expected, and Opie was late getting to the marina.
Luke had been drinking all this time, and was feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, he jumped up, staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his friend, and nearly fell in! Opie got there just in time to grab Luke.
Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie, saved Luke from falling to the dock side of the Fourth.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[Deniz]

That joke sucks Nat... What on earth were you thinking..?

[mrRee]

Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie, saved Luke from falling to the dock side of the Fourth.

the long story just want to say this?
"Thus, it was Obie Wan Kenopie saved Luke from falling to the dork side of the force"...

hmm...absolutely...I'm wrong again ..

[NatThoelecke]

That joke sucks Nat... What on earth were you thinking..?

You have to think to post on this thread?

But seriously...

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

[Max Payne]

you made me laugh with a bad joke...